Alien Force: "Undercover" Rxns

Response to this week's Alien Force episode:

small font is post-eppy-watching commentary on the commentary.
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11.14.2008 "undercover"

Hopes: more action, less mush

banana!
"Deadly banana fly monster"
k-ZAP! 'sploded banana!
why are they trying to fix the teleporter, anyway? they were working on it in the riney episode... and now in this one... what are they gonna use it for? TELL MEEE!!!!

COOPER! Take Gwen osbdfvjhbfsljkvnshjocnvxbkfdskbhsvbjknds

hjk fudge away. dumb dumb Kevin. I don't know why someone would have a crush on Gwen. You shouldn't! **slaps sense into Kevin**
I spazzed out there as you can see. Funny when stuff happens while you're typing about something else. happens ALL THE TIME when i take notes in class. My enviro sci notes are one giant spazz fest.
WHY do you know people and NOT tell Ben about them!?!?!? Is Cooper one of those mysterious people who show up at your place for parties on the weekends Kevin (like he said in "paradox")? noooooo. he's your fellow NERD! (see mmorpg reference below.) cuz Kevin totally knows what Coop's talking about. They totally geek out together on them games. I bet Kev's the princess that saved Cooper from the caves of despair! mauahahahaha!!
Yes, Gwen. Ben did have to mention the crush. To prove to his Kevin that Gwen's taken and he can have Ben without worrying about leaving her out as a third wheel! What a gentleman!
"He probably just went out for a.... smoothie...." Ben loves smoothies so much, he's deluded himself into thinking everyone else loves them too! ... well.... actually... I haven't met anyone who doesn't like smoothies, now that I think about it... we just don't LOVE them like Ben does.
"you're attracted to him" aww geez, kev. bad jokes again... and yet... I laugh. **facepalm**

"love is blind, and it apparently screws up your powers too" That must be why Ben's Omnitrix made Big Chill pregnant last week!
why is Gwen purple when she goes through? oh. she was still tracking Cooper. DUH. **facepalm. again**
DNAlien daycamp. wheeheeehee... where's the campfire? You'd think they'd have one what with all the SNOW. KUMBAYA MILORD!!! KUMBAYAAAAAAA!!!!!

oooh. dramatic music AND cameras.
IT"S A GIANT TELEPORTER!!!!!
sweet. roof jumping. they were totally ninja right there.
OH SNAP! Kev just shoved Ben through the door! what's he gonna do now? CAN I WATCH?!?!? **perverted moment**
GOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!! aawww. still freaking cute voice. i think he's MY favorite alien.
woah. cooper's telekinetic. cool. no. wait. DORK. HE"S A DORK!!
what'd he just do? spazztastical frequencies!
"Cavalry's here!" lame. Of course Benny doesn't need the help. He OWNS as goop.
Heeheee. Cooper still loves gwen. TAKE HER!! Take her awaaaay from Kevin! Far far away!
No. Kevin.... **facepalm** Cooper's supposed to take Gwen, not you taking Cooper! Wrong boy! Grab Ben!!

mmorpg? Cooper's a DORK DORK DORK. ULTRAGEEK!
"+3 nerdbait..." oh Kevin, you are a nerd too deep down inside... otherwise you would SO not be able to make that joke.
heeheee. Moving Gwen & Cooper together. Good job Kevin. Distract them while you and Benji sneak off.
bugs. hahahaha. I really shouldn't be laughing about the malfunctioning cloaker...
hey look. DNAliens speaking english.

commercials.... i think cartoon network realized that girls are watching alien force... and that we're a substantial enough demographic to play pink commercials. **VOMIT** and what's with the vehix commercial? do they think we have cars?

"nothing around here for me to touch!" HUH? What about Ben? Oh wait... you just got grabbed by DNAliens.. i guess Ben is a little too hard to touch properly when you're being near-RAPED by aliens...
what? so Gwen has to save them!?? "you're our only hope"? Well... i guess it's good that a girl's kicking bum... But really Ben... "our only hope?" can you get more desperate?.
NOOO!!!! Ben's etting RAEPED!!@!! I didn't bother editing that one for spelling. way too funny to see how I type when I'm not looking at the keyboard. I FAIL at typing without looking.
Awww. Cooper'll do anything for her... what a sap. I'm telling you, Gwen. Cooper's a keeper.
versidium! fun word. and it's GOLDEN COLORED!!!!
awww. Kevin's carrying Ben!!! On his shoulders!!!! Eeeeeee! It's so cute, I was giggling!
stupidest. strategy. ever. kev can't even walk...... what was this? Ben's idea? Although... I guess Gwen is a little pissed at Kevin for making fun of her & Cooper's TRUE LOVE so her smacking him around a little is justifiable.
SUPER ALIEN SMASH!!!! FLYING LEAP of DOOM!!!! [what Kevin would be shouting if he named his attacks.]
... dnaliens have nuts? eeheeeheeeheee **immature moment**
SUPER VIBRATING KEVIN!!! **super immature moment**
aww.... he's not golden anymore...
Cooper's eyes glow blue.... IT'S DESTINED LOVE I TELL YA!!! GWEN HE"S PERFECT FOR YOUUU!!!!!

super speedy skiddy kevin drives his car super speedy skiddy.
Cooper is SO head-over-heels for Gwen, it's hilarious.
c'mon boys. make fun of her.... make fun of her.... awwwww. nuts.
evil creepy construction worker. heebie-jeebies I never like construction workers in the first place. Now I'm gonna be freaking out every time I get near those guys refurbishing the main gate on campus...

that archy thing is SO a teleporter pad like the one they were fixing. **obvious much?**


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I'm a little disapointed in this episode. Glad because there was more alien butt-kicking & less Gwevin (only one line! muahaha!), sad because there wasn't much Bevin... admittedly, there was more of that than there was Gwevin. Yay? Yay. FOR COOPER! He's the nerdiest geek on this side of the universe! FUAHAHAH! PERFECT for Gwen. Aww geez. I'm not one for het couples in my fandoms... but "Gwooper" is my straight OTP for Ben 10. Best ship name ever. Gwooper. heehee. I COINED IT BITCHES!!!! .... ignore that. I'm waay to tired to censor myself. That was the worst swearing on this post I think. MUCH less than last week's, what with my rampant cursing. I excuse last week's swearing with the reason that I was reading South Park fanfics (K-SQUARED FTW!!!) right before tv-times.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to predict so much this episode as last week's. I don't think any upcoming episode can beat Big Mommy & the babies. Although... I am SO pumped for Ship. Not so much for Julie. But DEFINITELY for Ship!!!!! **squeeeee**
Oh, and by the way, that big arch totally explains why they SHOWED the first teleporter that Kev used to 'splode that banana. However, it still does not explain WHY said banana was in the teleporter to begin with. What the flip are they doing with that thing? And WHY is Ben afraid of deadly banana fly monsters?

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Piggy-Back by saiika_von_maou
It was too bad they were running from lasers and DNAlien goop. Because right now, underneath the focus on running away, Ben was thinking: ‘Wheeeee!’

Riding on Kevin’s shoulders was so much fun.

He’d have to ask Kevin to do this again sometime.

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That was cute. And it inspired me to create this in a comment after the post with the drabbles on ben10_x_kevin11:

DUDE DUDE DUDE!!! (holy crap.)

I was contemplating a second piggy-back ride to go with your "He’d have to ask Kevin to do this again sometime." And I came up with the silliest thing.

Kevin & Ben are trying to go somewhere, riight? But Kevin's car is far away (trying to get to Kevin's car, I guess? I dunno.). SOOOOO, Kevin suggests Ben goes Jet Ray or Big Chill so they can fly, but Ben wants another piggy-back ride, so he goes Echo Echo. Not what Kevin had in mind... especially after Ben hops onto his shoulders. I can totally hear Ben saying "giddy-up!" right here. And then Ben's all bouncy-like cuz he's excited, you know, cuz he didn't get piggy-back rides when he was a wee munchkin, right? And then Kevin's all "Dude. You're humping my neck."

"But you liiiike it, Kevin."


At this point, I'm laughing my brains out but I can't laugh properly because my roommate's sleeping so I can't breathe cuz I'm trying to keep my mouth shut.


Waaaaaaayyy to immature today. My mental age is like...FOUR YEARS YOUNGER than I really am right now. SUUPER IMMATURITY today!

I told you I'm only good for crack.

Rxn to "Save the Last Dance"

Soo... tonight was a new episode of Ben 10: Alien Force. I knew I'd be having some funny reactions (I tend to be over the top) so I took notes. Kinda. I added some more comments on my comments in smaller font. I'm going nuts. Seriously.

Feel free to entertain yourself with my stupidity. I sure am. Oh by the way... the notes are in chronological order, created as I watched the show. I didn't go back and change them in any way... I just added the small fonted stuff as I typed this up.

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Ben's eating a car. he's gonna eventually eat Kevin, right? when kevin's all metallic.

nice. ignoring gwen.
HEY! why you ignoring ben too?

screw you julie. HAHA!! looks like big chill doesn't want you around!

stupid kevin. PICKLES. take the damn pickle.
eeeeee. bowtie! so freaking cute. why why why isn't kevin paying attn to BEN!?!?!
"dapper" that made me laugh. loudly.
Kev, NEVER say "wanna dance?" again. seriously. Something was WRONG with that voice...

NO!! NO HUGS JULIE!!!!

"i just remember waking up in a ditch this morning"

hands off bitch.
i don't remember which girl i was talking about here... probably julie. cuz there's no "Stoopid kevin" comments around this one

wouldn't the ice on the guy melt in the foundry?

grrrrrr. dumb dumb kevin. BEN IS THE CUTE ONE NOT GWEN!!! **flails arms**

what the fuck? molten metal now!?!?!?!
pardon my french. don't know why i'm asking about seals in french.. I JUST AM.

seriously julie. stay away.

eew. i think ben's making a nest. what? is he pregnant?

LAME! He did the "care to dance?" thing again!!! just cuz I tell you not to say "wanna dance?" again DOES NOT give you the right to reword the sentence! IT WAS THE VOICE DAMMIT!!! THE VOICE IS WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO ANYMORE!!!

"inside to outside, right? or is it little to big? aww man!" nice face kevin. i don't even know how to describe it. did i even get that quote right?
thank god they didn't go to the dance.

"we'll save him either way, alright." nice to see some kind of compassion for benji. finally. i was getting worried there...

damn! he really DID try to eat kevin. weeeeiiiirrrrrddd... i called it in the first scene of the episode....

shut up julie. that's right ben. attack her. attack her good.

bubbles?
what the fork? HE REALLY WAS PREGNANT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! holy freaking snickerdoodles.
"mommy" lols.


NOOOOOOO!!!! SSSTTTTOOOOPIDDD KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
this is where I slapped myself in the face in an attempt to cover my eyes
FREAKING HELL!!! IDIOT!!!!! **cries**

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Post-episode-watching commentary: (in more coherent form)
Like I said... I'm over the top with my reactions. The notes are decidedly more entertaining if read while watching the episode. Or made while watching the episode. Now that I think about it, I dunno if anyone else will find this as funny as I do, cuz my brain is pretty weird when I watch tv.

I seriously have über-mixed feelings about this episode. I was all happy when Ben and Kevin got to be all "BOWTIE" together. But Kevin's Gwen obsession got to me. It got to me real bad. Thankfully I didn't puke. I just yelled at Kevin for being stoopid and how he should go save Ben. Although... methinks Kevin already got his hands on Ben, so-to-speak. **waggly eyebrows** -->Where'd them babies come from!?!?!?!?! How'd I figure all of that out?!?!? Is Big Chill just really freaking predictable?!?!?! Or am I clairvoyant?!?!?! I mean, c'mon... trying to eat Kevin? WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?!?!?!? And the pregnant thing was a joke!!! I didn't think it'd really come true!!!

Actually... eating Kevin was a joke too. I should make more jokes while watching tv. Then I'd get the show to do what I want. XD

Damn. I didn't think too well on the title though. Along the lines of predicting stuff... I really should've seen the whole dance thing at the end coming. But I didn't. Probably cuz I didn't want to. I'm decidedly anti-Gwevin. I might just be doing this to make fun of a Gwevin-shipping friend of mine back home... might. I've got her conversion to Bevin all planned out though... muahahaha. I believe she finds the whole bevin concept possible... but she's a sucker for blatant obviousness.

Not Much Going On...

I seriously need to do something with my life. I've been shmoozing around, obsessing over random things for weeks now.

Heehee. At least they're good things, like

• Ben 10 --> BEVIN. <3
  
  
  PINK RUFFLES & RUBBER DUCKS!!!

umm.... sorry. I get crazier the later it gets. That bit there hit me at about 12 last night (this morning?). I've dubbed it the "Midnight Madness." And it's a very real threat to everyone. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'm gonna attempt to wrangle what's left of my intelligence now... laters.

Ben 10

I am confused. I just saw the "Kevin 11" episode of Ben 10, from the first season.

How did that kid, that supremely evil kid become one of the main heroes of Alien Force? And how come he absorbs matter when he's 16 when he absorbed energy when he was 11? The energy was cooler... although it was more conducive to crime and the matter-absorbing might be more useful to good-doing. I dunno. But seriously. He went from seriously evil and bent on revenge to helping Ben & Gwen? Although he was still bent on revenge at the beginning of Alien Force...
huh. Maybe he's not so different. I still wanna know what happened to his energy-absorbing though.

Now I just need to catch up on the first half of Alien Force season 1. And last week's Heroes. >__<

scrood

I am seriously screwing myself over on poli sci. I just spent the last class writing that ... [thing], and now i'm goofing off studying for tomorrow's midterm. What a bum I am. I think I'm gonna need to get up early mañana to study. Great. Like I'll have better concentration then. >___< Think it's time for me to get some semblance of work ethic? Or I could just keep on listening to music and sleep. Shweet.
I could have sworn I had a Ben 10-related dream last night, but I don't remember it anymores. FTW? Random.

Wish me luck on tomorrow's midterm. Psshhh.

Post-Finals Depression

I don't want school to end!!!! NOOOOO!!!! I'm gonna miss english class. It was fun and exciting and damn hard. It was the best part of school. Sure, chemistry and band were fun. But they were both frustrating and filled with idiots who I wanted to slap around.

Bleh. I'm tired. nighty night.

Cookie's My Hero

I am so happy right now. The two Davids were the top two. I didn't care who won as long as it was one of them! David Cook deserves it. He rocks the house every week, and he'll keep on rocking for a while to come. And David Archuleta has so many fans and sings so well that he's bound to get a record deal. I'm buying both their music when they start recording. YAY!!!!!!!

My best friend Kimchi wrote the we loved David Cook on the edge of my yearbook. Now the whole world's gonna see it. In bright freaking orange. Whoa.

Anyways, I'm happy and good to go. :)