Alien Force: "Undercover" Rxns

Response to this week's Alien Force episode:

small font is post-eppy-watching commentary on the commentary.
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11.14.2008 "undercover"

Hopes: more action, less mush

banana!
"Deadly banana fly monster"
k-ZAP! 'sploded banana!
why are they trying to fix the teleporter, anyway? they were working on it in the riney episode... and now in this one... what are they gonna use it for? TELL MEEE!!!!

COOPER! Take Gwen osbdfvjhbfsljkvnshjocnvxbkfdskbhsvbjknds

hjk fudge away. dumb dumb Kevin. I don't know why someone would have a crush on Gwen. You shouldn't! **slaps sense into Kevin**
I spazzed out there as you can see. Funny when stuff happens while you're typing about something else. happens ALL THE TIME when i take notes in class. My enviro sci notes are one giant spazz fest.
WHY do you know people and NOT tell Ben about them!?!?!? Is Cooper one of those mysterious people who show up at your place for parties on the weekends Kevin (like he said in "paradox")? noooooo. he's your fellow NERD! (see mmorpg reference below.) cuz Kevin totally knows what Coop's talking about. They totally geek out together on them games. I bet Kev's the princess that saved Cooper from the caves of despair! mauahahahaha!!
Yes, Gwen. Ben did have to mention the crush. To prove to his Kevin that Gwen's taken and he can have Ben without worrying about leaving her out as a third wheel! What a gentleman!
"He probably just went out for a.... smoothie...." Ben loves smoothies so much, he's deluded himself into thinking everyone else loves them too! ... well.... actually... I haven't met anyone who doesn't like smoothies, now that I think about it... we just don't LOVE them like Ben does.
"you're attracted to him" aww geez, kev. bad jokes again... and yet... I laugh. **facepalm**

"love is blind, and it apparently screws up your powers too" That must be why Ben's Omnitrix made Big Chill pregnant last week!
why is Gwen purple when she goes through? oh. she was still tracking Cooper. DUH. **facepalm. again**
DNAlien daycamp. wheeheeehee... where's the campfire? You'd think they'd have one what with all the SNOW. KUMBAYA MILORD!!! KUMBAYAAAAAAA!!!!!

oooh. dramatic music AND cameras.
IT"S A GIANT TELEPORTER!!!!!
sweet. roof jumping. they were totally ninja right there.
OH SNAP! Kev just shoved Ben through the door! what's he gonna do now? CAN I WATCH?!?!? **perverted moment**
GOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!! aawww. still freaking cute voice. i think he's MY favorite alien.
woah. cooper's telekinetic. cool. no. wait. DORK. HE"S A DORK!!
what'd he just do? spazztastical frequencies!
"Cavalry's here!" lame. Of course Benny doesn't need the help. He OWNS as goop.
Heeheee. Cooper still loves gwen. TAKE HER!! Take her awaaaay from Kevin! Far far away!
No. Kevin.... **facepalm** Cooper's supposed to take Gwen, not you taking Cooper! Wrong boy! Grab Ben!!

mmorpg? Cooper's a DORK DORK DORK. ULTRAGEEK!
"+3 nerdbait..." oh Kevin, you are a nerd too deep down inside... otherwise you would SO not be able to make that joke.
heeheee. Moving Gwen & Cooper together. Good job Kevin. Distract them while you and Benji sneak off.
bugs. hahahaha. I really shouldn't be laughing about the malfunctioning cloaker...
hey look. DNAliens speaking english.

commercials.... i think cartoon network realized that girls are watching alien force... and that we're a substantial enough demographic to play pink commercials. **VOMIT** and what's with the vehix commercial? do they think we have cars?

"nothing around here for me to touch!" HUH? What about Ben? Oh wait... you just got grabbed by DNAliens.. i guess Ben is a little too hard to touch properly when you're being near-RAPED by aliens...
what? so Gwen has to save them!?? "you're our only hope"? Well... i guess it's good that a girl's kicking bum... But really Ben... "our only hope?" can you get more desperate?.
NOOO!!!! Ben's etting RAEPED!!@!! I didn't bother editing that one for spelling. way too funny to see how I type when I'm not looking at the keyboard. I FAIL at typing without looking.
Awww. Cooper'll do anything for her... what a sap. I'm telling you, Gwen. Cooper's a keeper.
versidium! fun word. and it's GOLDEN COLORED!!!!
awww. Kevin's carrying Ben!!! On his shoulders!!!! Eeeeeee! It's so cute, I was giggling!
stupidest. strategy. ever. kev can't even walk...... what was this? Ben's idea? Although... I guess Gwen is a little pissed at Kevin for making fun of her & Cooper's TRUE LOVE so her smacking him around a little is justifiable.
SUPER ALIEN SMASH!!!! FLYING LEAP of DOOM!!!! [what Kevin would be shouting if he named his attacks.]
... dnaliens have nuts? eeheeeheeeheee **immature moment**
SUPER VIBRATING KEVIN!!! **super immature moment**
aww.... he's not golden anymore...
Cooper's eyes glow blue.... IT'S DESTINED LOVE I TELL YA!!! GWEN HE"S PERFECT FOR YOUUU!!!!!

super speedy skiddy kevin drives his car super speedy skiddy.
Cooper is SO head-over-heels for Gwen, it's hilarious.
c'mon boys. make fun of her.... make fun of her.... awwwww. nuts.
evil creepy construction worker. heebie-jeebies I never like construction workers in the first place. Now I'm gonna be freaking out every time I get near those guys refurbishing the main gate on campus...

that archy thing is SO a teleporter pad like the one they were fixing. **obvious much?**


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I'm a little disapointed in this episode. Glad because there was more alien butt-kicking & less Gwevin (only one line! muahaha!), sad because there wasn't much Bevin... admittedly, there was more of that than there was Gwevin. Yay? Yay. FOR COOPER! He's the nerdiest geek on this side of the universe! FUAHAHAH! PERFECT for Gwen. Aww geez. I'm not one for het couples in my fandoms... but "Gwooper" is my straight OTP for Ben 10. Best ship name ever. Gwooper. heehee. I COINED IT BITCHES!!!! .... ignore that. I'm waay to tired to censor myself. That was the worst swearing on this post I think. MUCH less than last week's, what with my rampant cursing. I excuse last week's swearing with the reason that I was reading South Park fanfics (K-SQUARED FTW!!!) right before tv-times.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to predict so much this episode as last week's. I don't think any upcoming episode can beat Big Mommy & the babies. Although... I am SO pumped for Ship. Not so much for Julie. But DEFINITELY for Ship!!!!! **squeeeee**
Oh, and by the way, that big arch totally explains why they SHOWED the first teleporter that Kev used to 'splode that banana. However, it still does not explain WHY said banana was in the teleporter to begin with. What the flip are they doing with that thing? And WHY is Ben afraid of deadly banana fly monsters?

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Piggy-Back by saiika_von_maou
It was too bad they were running from lasers and DNAlien goop. Because right now, underneath the focus on running away, Ben was thinking: ‘Wheeeee!’

Riding on Kevin’s shoulders was so much fun.

He’d have to ask Kevin to do this again sometime.

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That was cute. And it inspired me to create this in a comment after the post with the drabbles on ben10_x_kevin11:

DUDE DUDE DUDE!!! (holy crap.)

I was contemplating a second piggy-back ride to go with your "He’d have to ask Kevin to do this again sometime." And I came up with the silliest thing.

Kevin & Ben are trying to go somewhere, riight? But Kevin's car is far away (trying to get to Kevin's car, I guess? I dunno.). SOOOOO, Kevin suggests Ben goes Jet Ray or Big Chill so they can fly, but Ben wants another piggy-back ride, so he goes Echo Echo. Not what Kevin had in mind... especially after Ben hops onto his shoulders. I can totally hear Ben saying "giddy-up!" right here. And then Ben's all bouncy-like cuz he's excited, you know, cuz he didn't get piggy-back rides when he was a wee munchkin, right? And then Kevin's all "Dude. You're humping my neck."

"But you liiiike it, Kevin."


At this point, I'm laughing my brains out but I can't laugh properly because my roommate's sleeping so I can't breathe cuz I'm trying to keep my mouth shut.


Waaaaaaayyy to immature today. My mental age is like...FOUR YEARS YOUNGER than I really am right now. SUUPER IMMATURITY today!

I told you I'm only good for crack.