So I typed up my REACTIONS to ze episode and have added commentaries afterwards. Yup yup. You know the drill.
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2.12.2008 "Inside Man"
What's up skiddy truck?
oh I see... trying to pass on a tight lane? you can't do that! DOUBLE YELLOW!!!
Hey look! The giant teleporter again!!!!
Why is he so nervous?
OFFA THE CLIFFF!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! i love the trucksmash sound effects.
**fixes shoulders** what a weenie. He's all "Oh look, I just crashed offa cliff."
oh great. he's a loony. thanks "tyler."
we're in the meeeeedle of nooooowherererereereere!!! moth-lamp!!!
Oh boy. Flashbacks. These make me dizzy.
and the sheriff's in on it. whoop de doo. The sheriff is ALWAYS in on it. Kinda like how it always was the butler.
where's Ben & co.? We need them! to get away from this weirdy's weirdness. WHERE BE THE FUNNIES!!!??!??!
oh i see. the sheriff's an alien. that makes sense. Really. It does. :D
what the fork? super strength?
WANAHOCKALOOGIE!!! SHARK BAIT HOOHAHA!!
YAYAYAYAYAYYAY!!!!! Cool car = cool save the day skids.
magic door opens by itself. Ben's so bossy when lives are on the line. Chill dude. XD
i love kevin's driving skills. They be CRAZY COOL.
no duh they know about the aliens. Who'd you think they were? NORMAL teenagers driving in the meeddle of nowheres? pfft.
ben knows what a bass pick is? BEN PLAYS BASS? WHAT??!! I thought Ship was the self-playing bass while Kevin beasted on drums and Ben riffed guitar!!
cool light switch kevvy. Most people have their headlights controlled by a toggly lever thing that also does the blinkers. But Kevin never uses his turn signals anyway, so I guess he doesn't have to toggle lever. Thus, the turbo boost style to turn off the headlights. That reminds me: “Kevin, get your foot off the brake and hang on! Gwen, Turbo Boost now!”
ok, so you lose all your memories, except for the one important one? doesn't it work the other way around?
ooooohhhhhh.. nevermind. new memories.
super destructo Gwen!
"What are you people?" "Get used to it." Kevin's face there is great.
RAINBOW LAZER!!! Umm... more proof Benny's gay? Like we needed it. XD
Hey look DNAliens inside the truck the whole time! **Should've seen it coming**
more of an "oh shit" moment, Ben.
heehee... Kevin's the one who looks for Ben first! Did Gwen care to look for Ben when she heard the funny noises? Nope. Kevin did.
SWARM!!!
eeewww. more loogies.
aww fuck it. c'mon Kev. DO SOMETHING. Like that head-sammich. that was good. Vaguely reminiscent of Snape in Goblet of Fire though.... I guess that's a good thing. That was my favorite scene in that movie!
"We are much stronger than you human." "Yeah? Well body odor isn't everything!" lol. Finally Gwen says something that makes me laugh.
NOOES! KEVIN'S GETTING ALIEN-RAPED!!! oh god. almost literally. They're tearing his chest-coverings open!!! BEN SAVE HIM!
YAY!!! BEN SAVED HIM!!!
awww nuts. they all got up again.
why didn't Gwen do anything?
you remember! big whoop.
heeeeyyyy_____ he's an ALIEN!!!! OH SNAP!!! This plot is getting a little too Shamallama for me.
hahaaaaaaaa........ he's all "but i'm a regular guy" NOOOOO. You're not, Tyler buddy. You stuck with these three. There's no more normal for you.
oh great. now they're going for the whole "save the DNAliens from being dehumanized" spiel. whoop de dooo. And here I was thinking they were killing aliens this whole time. HEY.... does this mean that if they killed the DNAliens, they killed the human inside too? Have they been freeing humans from DNAlien xenocytes? Or have they just been littering the ground with corpses?
hahahaaaa.... i like how Kevin & Ben just leave Gwen to do the heavy lifting and have to be prompted to help. And even then Kevin doesn't do anything.
DESTRUCTOLAZER!!!! oh. tractor beam. That works too. I love how Kevin always knows what kind of alien tech is going down. It's great.
whoa. Humongosaur's got new stuff. sweet.
HOLY FUCK. DID HE JUST EVOLVE LIKE A POKEMON?!?!?!
SAVE THE CAR!!!!!!!
Awww... nuts. they're not saving the car.
BONZAAIIIII!!!!!!! Paratrooper squiddies!!!
WANAHOCKALOOGIE TIEMS!!!!
Hey looks.... it's KANYON KEVIN!!!! heeheee.... I had to. It couldn't be helped.
more loogies!
i love how destructive Ben is when he's determined. His inner-badass is finally coming through. I guess he just needed Grampa Max to tell him that he needs to save the world before he got offa his ass and started kicking it.
MORE LOOGIES!!!!
Gwen fails.
and Kevin sucks ass. GO HELP BEN!!!!! NOT GWEN!!! SHE'S ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS!!!
wait what? Ben flew THROUGH the tractor beam? why didn't he listen to Kevin and shoot the mirror!?!?!?
The omnitrix gained Ben's voice. what the fudge? I'm confused. Was that SUPPOSED to happen? I don't recall the Omnitrix being voiced by Yuri Lowenthal in the first episode when it walked Ben through de-DNAlien-ing Ken.
"And we know who's gonna stop them." Epic line is epic.
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Ummm...... wheeee?? The over-archign plot of the show is progressing significantly with this monster. And you wanna know why? CUZ THERE BE NO MORE NEW ALIEN FORCE EPI
ANYWHOOZEEWHATTY:
Good things: Lotsa plot. Kevin's driving. No Julie. Not much Gwevin. Finding Nemo jokes. Pokemon.
Bad things: Not enough Bevin, but then again, when is there ever enough?
OH!!! One more thing, not sure if this is good or bad yet.... "No sacrifices." I think we've found Ben's new catch phrase........
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