Name Generator

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Skippy Escape [pronounced "ess-kah-peh"]


2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Mint Chocolate Chip Chocolate Chip [XD]


3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
A-Pet


4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Green Koala


5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Second Name of Fave actor/Actress,Your Fave country)
MacGregor Switzerland


6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 4 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Pett An


7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Milkshake [Wonder what kind of super powers I'd have]


8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers)
Elaina Matteo


9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
New Car Smell Chocolate Chip [what?]


10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's first 2 letters of first name & father's first 2 letters of first name)
Haro


11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Marino Madison


12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Winter Apple Blossom [laaaame]


13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, design of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Orange Pajama Pantsy [snerk]


14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Milk Maple [hey! an alliteration!]


15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The Writing Rain Tour


16. YOUR NICK NAME: (Your well known nick name or the first 3 letters of you first name + ''ie'' or ''y'' + Fave cartoon Characters Name!)
Angie GIR [? But GIR was my camp name!]

78 out of 239. Almost lifeless.

Why am I torturing you with this? CUZ I'M BORED. Meh.

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SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 5

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 9

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 10

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 16

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 21

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 23

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber [the original]
Total so far: 29


( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 31

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
( ) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
total so far: 31

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 37

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 42

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 45

( ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High {Current movie obsession. Why? WxW!!!}
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 52

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 53

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 59

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 60

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willa74
Total so far: 64

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total so far: 66

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 68

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 74

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x)Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total so far: 78

Now Add them up and...

Put "I've seen x out of 239 films" in the subject line and repost it

"Inside Man" Reactions and Commentary

Oh dear goodness gracious. We've got DNAliens swarming all over the place tonight. Be warned: I make a lot of loogie jokes with these guys on screen. A LOT. It's like my recurring ninja-shtick from "Voided" all over again.

So I typed up my REACTIONS to ze episode and have added commentaries afterwards. Yup yup. You know the drill.

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2.12.2008 "Inside Man"

What's up skiddy truck?
oh I see... trying to pass on a tight lane? you can't do that! DOUBLE YELLOW!!!
Hey look! The giant teleporter again!!!!
Why is he so nervous?
OFFA THE CLIFFF!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! i love the trucksmash sound effects.
**fixes shoulders** what a weenie. He's all "Oh look, I just crashed offa cliff."
oh great. he's a loony. thanks "tyler."

we're in the meeeeedle of nooooowherererereereere!!! moth-lamp!!!
Oh boy. Flashbacks. These make me dizzy.
and the sheriff's in on it. whoop de doo. The sheriff is ALWAYS in on it. Kinda like how it always was the butler.
where's Ben & co.? We need them! to get away from this weirdy's weirdness. WHERE BE THE FUNNIES!!!??!??!
oh i see. the sheriff's an alien. that makes sense. Really. It does. :D
what the fork? super strength?
WANAHOCKALOOGIE!!! SHARK BAIT HOOHAHA!!

YAYAYAYAYAYYAY!!!!! Cool car = cool save the day skids.
magic door opens by itself. Ben's so bossy when lives are on the line. Chill dude. XD
i love kevin's driving skills. They be CRAZY COOL.
no duh they know about the aliens. Who'd you think they were? NORMAL teenagers driving in the meeddle of nowheres? pfft.
ben knows what a bass pick is? BEN PLAYS BASS? WHAT??!! I thought Ship was the self-playing bass while Kevin beasted on drums and Ben riffed guitar!!
cool light switch kevvy. Most people have their headlights controlled by a toggly lever thing that also does the blinkers. But Kevin never uses his turn signals anyway, so I guess he doesn't have to toggle lever. Thus, the turbo boost style to turn off the headlights. That reminds me: “Kevin, get your foot off the brake and hang on! Gwen, Turbo Boost now!”
ok, so you lose all your memories, except for the one important one? doesn't it work the other way around?
ooooohhhhhh.. nevermind. new memories.
super destructo Gwen!
"What are you people?" "Get used to it." Kevin's face there is great.
RAINBOW LAZER!!! Umm... more proof Benny's gay? Like we needed it. XD
Hey look DNAliens inside the truck the whole time! **Should've seen it coming**
more of an "oh shit" moment, Ben.

heehee... Kevin's the one who looks for Ben first! Did Gwen care to look for Ben when she heard the funny noises? Nope. Kevin did.
SWARM!!!
eeewww. more loogies.
aww fuck it. c'mon Kev. DO SOMETHING. Like that head-sammich. that was good. Vaguely reminiscent of Snape in Goblet of Fire though.... I guess that's a good thing. That was my favorite scene in that movie!
"We are much stronger than you human." "Yeah? Well body odor isn't everything!" lol. Finally Gwen says something that makes me laugh.
NOOES! KEVIN'S GETTING ALIEN-RAPED!!! oh god. almost literally. They're tearing his chest-coverings open!!! BEN SAVE HIM!
YAY!!! BEN SAVED HIM!!!
awww nuts. they all got up again.
why didn't Gwen do anything?
you remember! big whoop.
heeeeyyyy_____ he's an ALIEN!!!! OH SNAP!!! This plot is getting a little too Shamallama for me.

hahaaaaaaaa........ he's all "but i'm a regular guy" NOOOOO. You're not, Tyler buddy. You stuck with these three. There's no more normal for you.
oh great. now they're going for the whole "save the DNAliens from being dehumanized" spiel. whoop de dooo. And here I was thinking they were killing aliens this whole time. HEY.... does this mean that if they killed the DNAliens, they killed the human inside too? Have they been freeing humans from DNAlien xenocytes? Or have they just been littering the ground with corpses?
hahahaaaa.... i like how Kevin & Ben just leave Gwen to do the heavy lifting and have to be prompted to help. And even then Kevin doesn't do anything.
DESTRUCTOLAZER!!!! oh. tractor beam. That works too. I love how Kevin always knows what kind of alien tech is going down. It's great.
whoa. Humongosaur's got new stuff. sweet.
HOLY FUCK. DID HE JUST EVOLVE LIKE A POKEMON?!?!?!
SAVE THE CAR!!!!!!!
Awww... nuts. they're not saving the car.
BONZAAIIIII!!!!!!! Paratrooper squiddies!!!
WANAHOCKALOOGIE TIEMS!!!!
Hey looks.... it's KANYON KEVIN!!!! heeheee.... I had to. It couldn't be helped.
more loogies!
i love how destructive Ben is when he's determined. His inner-badass is finally coming through. I guess he just needed Grampa Max to tell him that he needs to save the world before he got offa his ass and started kicking it.
MORE LOOGIES!!!!
Gwen fails.
and Kevin sucks ass. GO HELP BEN!!!!! NOT GWEN!!! SHE'S ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS!!!

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wait what? Ben flew THROUGH the tractor beam? why didn't he listen to Kevin and shoot the mirror!?!?!?
The omnitrix gained Ben's voice. what the fudge? I'm confused. Was that SUPPOSED to happen? I don't recall the Omnitrix being voiced by Yuri Lowenthal in the first episode when it walked Ben through de-DNAlien-ing Ken.
"And we know who's gonna stop them." Epic line is epic.

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Ummm...... wheeee?? The over-archign plot of the show is progressing significantly with this monster. And you wanna know why? CUZ THERE BE NO MORE NEW ALIEN FORCE EPISODES TIL NEXT YEAR. I looked at CN's website for the schedule, and they're replaying Grounded, Pet Project, Voided, and Inside Man over and over. Fudge nuggets. Hey... is it me or are all the Julie episodes PP episodes? "Pet Project." "Pier Pressure." Huh. Be on the lookout for another PP episode. We may get warning to pull out our Julie Jammers in advance if we get ahold of more titles.

ANYWHOOZEEWHATTY:
Good things: Lotsa plot. Kevin's driving. No Julie. Not much Gwevin. Finding Nemo jokes. Pokemon.
Bad things: Not enough Bevin, but then again, when is there ever enough?

OH!!! One more thing, not sure if this is good or bad yet.... "No sacrifices." I think we've found Ben's new catch phrase........

OH MY GOD.

In high school, I played bassoon in the band. Part of being in band was going to concerts and writing about them. The Redwood Symphony was a volunteer orchestra that was putting on a Halloween concert at a local community college when I was in 12th grade. It was kinda kid oriented (recommending coming in costume, playing movie soundtracks) so my parents took me and my little brother. Normally I'd just go with one of my parents (Mom would take me to see SF State's Wind Ensemble, Dad would take me to Skyline). But we all went cuz my brother is a Star Wars fan(atic) and the Redwood Symphony was playing a bunch of Star Wars stuff. OK.

We get there, and they started out with a seminar kind of thing, with up-close discussions with the different sections of the orchestra: you know, teaching the munchkins about what kind of instruments are being played. The strings sucked, cuz strings suck in general. The brass was loud and fun and shared the stage with the percussion section that had some crazy stuff. And the woodwinds decided to show off with the cantina music from Star Wars (not on the regular program). I was in AWE of the contrabassoon. I'd never seen one before. I alomost got to play a contra myself in honors band that March, except the only contra the school district could find was in New Jersey and nobody could afford the insurance to ship the thing out to the West Coast. Damn. And we were playing Lincolnshire Posie too! SO close......

ANYWAY. Back to Halloween. The performance itself started off with a suite of music from the NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS. Dude. I was SO freaking happy. I'd been DYING to hear that stuff played live for YEARS. And it was GOOD. This wasn't some dumpy little volunteer band. This orchestra was talented. THEN they pulled out a narrator. To narrate "The Composer is Dead." Which was written by LEMONY SNICKET. Oh god, I DIED. Then they followed up with the ever creepy IN the Hall of the Mountain King and STAR WARS. (Did I mention that the entire brass section was dressed up in Star Wars costumes? The trumpets were Jedi Masters, the tuba had a padawan braid going, and the french horns..... hahhahaaaa. They all put on Darth Vader masks when they got to the Empire's theme. Kickass.)

So, what's the big deal that I'm writing about this more than a year later?

I just found out that The Composer is Dead is being published. WIth a CD of the original performance by the San Francisco Symphony. The SF Symphony is probably one of the BEST orchestras in the world. This piece is REALLY freaking good. And the narration? LEMONY SNICKET himself. I got to meet him Daniel Handler when the last book in A Series of Unfortunate Events came out... he had an appearance at a high school (not mine) near my house. Wheeeeeeeee. I was the only person in that line whose book wasn't signed "With All Due Respect." Apparently I "never learn" because I read it more than once!

I WANT THIS RECORDING.

OK. I'm done spazzing out for today.

Alien Force: "Voided" Rxns

I finally got myself away from my family to watch this. OH MY GOD I'm so freaking happy it's insane. INSANE I TELL YOU!

I was so freaking happy with the VERY LAST LINE. It made the whole episode THAT MUCH MORE AWESOME. AND I AM CAPSLOCKING WITH JOY!!!!!!!!

So I bring to you my (not-so) weekly commentary & reactions. Yays.

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11.28.2008 "Voided "

dirty sock!
oh look a doll house!!! heeheeeeee...
oh no! Telepathic SOS! HELEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know Helen was telepathic.
hahahaaa Gwen doesn't get to go!
hey! why is Ben going by himself? What about Kevin? Wouldn't he already know his way around or something? Gah. It's Ben's hero complex kicking in, isn't it?
"Awww, you'd miss me." eeeeee. I love it. There is nothing better than absolutely cute lines like that. Funny how all the Ben-Kevin interaction this episode was BeVin-y...
WHEEEEEEE!!!! astronaut Ben!!! JETPACK!!
dude. unbreakable cable. sweet. that leash is kick-ass. Asteroid slingshot!
"The Wrench?" the only guy who defies the void? ooohhhhh "DEVOID" hahahahaaa. Devoid of coherent plans maybe.
and manny & Helen are the helpers. what? this whole thing confused me until later. for reals.
dude. grandpa max has GOT to be the Wrench. hey look, i was right. Of course, who DIDN'T know Max was the Wrench?
EEEWWWW DR. ANIMO!!!!! HE's BAAACK!!!!
eeeeep!! broken cord!!! no Ben to come back with it!
kevin looks so sad there. D: He's like: "OH NOES! The cable came back, but Ben didn't come with it! He's trapped in there like I was! NOOES!!!"

DeVoid? funny new name.
eeep manny's getting eaten!
or not.
ben's funny when he's being smart. cuz he's lame with the jokes.
and animo has no idea it's ben. what an idiot.
oh noes! ninja alien man! robot arms! argh! oh wait... he's not a ninja. He's an asteroid farmer.
colony? weirdness. and of course animo is being a jackass again. stupid animo. don't you know slavery is never right?
manny is still grumpy. heehee.
hey look it's pierce! i thought he was dead?
oh great. stupid pierce. i thought he was a good guy.
dude. ninja BEN! I'm really liking ninjas today.... see more ninja references below. :D
oh come on Ben! where's your l33t skillz? oh wait.... Kevin's the on who plays the dorky mmorpgs with Cooper. Ben plays Sumo Slammers and console stuff instead, right? Right. **thumbs up**
it's totally grandpa max.
kick-ass. centipede gumbo.
YAY! GRANDPA HUGS! They're so freaking happy right there. I'm so freaking happy right there.
monkeywrench. and plumber's helpers. wow. Grandpa, you got yourself some word puzzles to pass time in the Null Void, don'tcha?
hahahaaa... Grandpa cant beleive Pierce beat Ben. And Ben let him win. Ben really is a ninja. sweet.
oh no. null void disintegration! Maybe that's how Kevin got out..... or not. Kev probably just whooped serious arse and broke through on his own.
Guerilla tactics? or gorilla tactics? cuz manny's definitely a gorilla.
RAWR! <--grandpa's "now" sounded like that.
helen's a freaking pinball.
uh oh. look behind you! seriously. Big looming shadow = bad guy behind you. Everytime.
freaking a. dumb dumb animo. You can't deflect LAZERS!
"are you still a doctor animo? cuz it hurts when i do this!" heehee. Ben stepped on Animo like he was a bug. even if he failed.
ok, this super strength stuff is pissing me off.
Ben's being smart again. yays. Less weakness comes from Ben's smartness!

OH NOES!!!!! oh yay. BIG MOMMY TO THE RESCUE!!! I didn't know Ben knew how to skydive.
ninja grandpa? or not.
frozen furnaces freeze freaky furman. :D i love alliterations. they're fun.
ick. gwen's back.
awwwww. grandpa can't come back?
yay! cheese.
EEEE!!!!!!!!! Kevin's "Time to come home, Ben" made me HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!

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I'm beside myself with the awesome that is this eppy. I don't think we've seen this much ninja action on Ben's part before. He totally made up for his weak-ass self the episode before last.

Although... is there a reason Ben went by himself to the Null Void? I know Gwen didn't go because she couldn't handle it or something like that they discussed in the show itself, but what about Kevin? I don't recall him saying he didn't want to go... and he looked rather shocked when Ben declared he was going on his own. Of course, Kevin was all concerned and his thoughts were so Ben-centric that it didn't really matter to me. :D I just wish we had MORE "I want Ben back NAO!" kind of reactions. Or more Kevin shnubbing Gwen in favor of hoping Ben's okiedokie and coming back. Or something. Cuz you know Kevin was totally not paying any attention to Gwen while Ben was gone. Them gwevin shippers are gonna go crazy with the so-called empty time, but WE got the lines. And words that are actually said in the episode are so much better than time you don't see on the show. YAYS!

Seriously. If Bevin isn't canon by the time Alien Force has its final season finale, I'm making it canon in my own little world.

You guys like this eppy too, yeah?

"Pet Project" and "Grounded" Reactions

Hey everybody! I'm back! With my handy-dandy notebook commentary. XD

A little disappointed in this episode, but I may have missed some of the more subtle BeVin moments. Do tell me if there's something I missed. I was having too much fun squeeing over Ship's cuteness. And wondering if that was Tim Curry or not...

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11.21.2008 "Pet Project" Rxns!!!! (and Commentary!)

here we go!! I almost missed this... but Beauty & The Beast ended right on time! YAY!
WHAT? Star Wars at 9:30 next friday? WHAT!?!?!?! But that's Alien Force time!!!!

Hey, is that Tim Curry?
What is up with these guys? The Dragon is gone. Give up already. Geez. Why is the little red circle focusing on ship's tail.
"Sir Morton?" heeheee.... He's got a funny name. Excuse me as I look for my salt...

Look down dummy. it's SHIP!!! heehee. Although I'm guessing he's not too smart since he went to Julie first.
Awww... he's like a dog. A cute, robotic, dog.
Was he just a toaster? Submarine. Sweet. AWOOGA!
NOOO!!! JULIE!!! Take Ship with YOUUUU!!!!! Awww. you made him sad.

OH NO!!!!! Not the shopping and the squeeing! oh... shrieking. excuse me.
Looks like Julie and Gwen are teaming up on the girliness. I can't believe they squee'd like that. I can't believe Kevin shrieked at them. Good to see he can get in touch with his inner fanboy with Ben. Even if it is over football.

Ship is gonna take over kev's car? or just the trunk.

i like how Kev only wants to know about Ben. I bet he wishes Ben were there to save him from shrieking like the girls...

Popcorn!!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!! (that's for you, tonberry)
oh dear, benny boy, "Brain Stealers From Outer Space"? What happened to the homework? Looks like Ben's smarter than we think, using homework as an excuse to avoid going shopping. Why were the girls going shopping so late at night?


GO KEVIN GO! Drive that car!!! uh oh. back flip.
Does that mean you're just covered in four coats of paint? And here I was thinking all this time Kevin was absorbing his car's metal...
Ben's phone is green? Should've seen that one coming.
Aww. he spilled the popcorn. does that mean no more nom noms?
Woah. "Sir Morton" attacked the car. What's wrong with him? He's just gonna piss of Kevin...
NOOOO!! SHIP!!!!! SAVE HIM!!!!!! Stupid Julie! You didn't offer to take him and he followed you and now he's captured!!!!!

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13 episode marathon? new eppy at 6:30? SUNDAY!!?!?!?!?!! I think i'm watching tv this sunday....
they must be making up for the extra star wars that's gonna be on when alien force is supposed to be next week.
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Dananananananana JET RAY!!! <--guess the theme song.
oh noes. the car! it was all beat up looking and and and.... hey, you can see the metal now. Kevin, this is the sort of thing that shows how you've been absorbing paint this whole time. Go for the metal UNDER the paint, mmkay?
ship's julie's pet now? since when?
Cuz we know Kevin doesn't only think about his car. He thinks about his car, food, and Ben.
Stupid Ben. HOW COULD YOU DENY SHIP?!?!?!?
"cup of Instant Weapon" sounds yummy. does it come with out without MSG, though?
Lancelot Lake Estates... LANCELOT DU LAKE! muahhahahahaaa.... my inner arthurian legend geek just came out on that one...

What are they doing to Ship??? NUUUUU!! He's all pinball-y!
I swear... it's Tim Curry.
WHAT?!?!? Don't take Ship into the Matrix! He isn't any good as a battery! He's not human!
Eew. Red Ship. He's supposed to be GREEN. OK, i've got the pattern: good things are green (Ben, ship, Kevin's car) and they turn red when they become evil (Albedo, Ship.... when's Kevin's car gonna go evil on us?)

Ok, kudos to Julie for loving Ship.
Kevin looks so sad there.... is it cuz he wants Ben to care about him instead of Julie? Mmhmm, i think so. Cuz Kevin has had it with Ben always caring about Julie all the time so when Ben pays attn to Julie and they get into them "lovers' spats" he wishes he were Julie. Except... not pink.

Sip stealing the Forever Knights' soda. Nice one Kevin.
I bet those suits of armor have knights in them.
called it. XD
oooh.... Gwen's on the rampage now.
Go Julie go!
Ben's freaking weak. I thought he had a chance when he kicked that big metal thing and knocked some knights over... but NOOOOO!!!! he sucks cuz he can't run and activate the omnitrix at the same time!!!! C'mon greeny boy! IT'S CALLED MULTI-TASKING!
Actually, Ben & Kevin sucked ass in this episode. What is this? Why are the girls kicking ass and the guys sucking it? Are the writers trying to bring in more girls into the audience? Cuz they'd have a better chance at obtaining a larger number of female viewers if they added more Bevin. Seriously. Oh well, at least Gwen isn't their "only hope" again this time around.

OK, that HAS to be Tim Curry.
grumpy faces. silly knights.
oh noes! ship's all red and lazery!
alright Ben, this is where you stop being weak. Nevermind, Ben, you suck.
Kevin knows his alien weaponry. Nice to see he has a brain under those muscles.
Give up Gwen. you fail. stupid pink shields have got nothing on the firepower that is Ship. Even if he is evil.
NOW you're ANGRY? Weak Ben. Real weak.
kevin's shrieking again.
Eeew. Gwen get your hand off Kevin. Stop it with the goo goo eyes dammit!!!

Wow Julie. I can't believe all she did was talk and they won.
Aww. It's so cute. Ship makes me wanna hug him. Why did Julie get to keep him?
ok... now this is where Ship gets to kick some can. SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!
Uh oh. Ben lost his arm. Oh well. That's what he gets for being weak.
C'mon Ship! get outta there! It's gonna bloooowwww!!!!!
DIE TIM CURRY DIE!
ooh. Ben's got his evil face on. Benny's been getting evil faces more often lately...
Ship don't listen to you Benny. You deserted him. And left him with Julie. I wouldn't let you use me as a spaceship either if you let me go and diecided you wouldn't have anythign to do with me anymore and left me with her too.
ship is the ball. silly. SQUISH!


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heeeyyyy..... we get to see the babies again on sunday, don't we? :D
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Well, wasn't that swell? I'm still a little upset with this episode cuz Kevin and Ben kinda sucked. Seriously boys. Gwen and JULIE upstaged you this time around. Time to start practicing! May I suggest you two have a nice little private sparring session? **evil smirk**

How'd you all feel about this episode? Any good quotes other than "Cup of Instant Weapon"?

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Alright! I found time to watch the eppy online (or rather, I made time by ignoring my homework...) and have made some more of my weekly reactions. Except it's not weekly this week. Cuz I did this on Friday. Whatever. I can say I liked this episode overall better than the last (who wouldn't?) but yes, the writing was cheesy and lame and OH MAI GAWD WILL SOMEONE SHUT BEN'S PARENTS UP? yup yup.

Heehee, Kevin's a ruffian now.

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11.23.2008 "Grounded"

what is up with this guys? HOW IDIOTIC ARE THEY???? maybe they're just acting like hippies again... sounds like it. i think. It took me a while to realize they were Ben's parents... I though Ben was watching TV again or something... it was so cheesy it couldn't have been anything other than a sitcom.
crash? nuts... they're still alive. **Whistles innocently** What? I didn't want them to get hurt....
"Hey kid you're going the wrong... BEN?!!" Ben's dad sucks at recognizing his own son. Ben sucks at recognizing his parent's car.
oh snap. mom and dad just got sooooooooo confused it's funny. I can totally hear them thinking "WTF? My son's a green alien flamethrower?"
GO BEN GO!!! Yay. he's not weak. or not.
"If you're saying you're uglier..." Wow... Kevin you are smooth. NOT!
Dammit, Gwen still kicks too much ass. damn you Kevin for telling the high breed that she stands a chance against him and you don't. WHERE'S YOUR CONFIDENCE?
eeewww black eye. Ben's got a black eye the size of a tennis ball!
GASP! YOU LIAR!!!! LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR!!! He's so screwed.
still lying. still screwed.
he's trying to sound smart, and then he sounds stupid, and then he gets screwed. I'm sensing a pattern here....
NOO!!! DAD!!! Don't take it off!!!! You gonna break Benji's arm!!! or your tools... that works too...
"All humanity is counting on..." What Ben's parents really should say in response to that: "Ben, are you playing Superhero with Gwen again? We thought you outgrew that when you were 10."

Castoon? How does Kevin know that about the radioactive tests? The Historical Channel.... **facepalm**
eeeew.... aliens. Seriously. No matter how many times I see these things, DNAliens make me go eeeew. Every time.
stupid Ben. he can't even get out of his house's line of sight to transform. Heres how it works Benny-boy: You feed them the homework line, run in the direction of the house of the person who you siad you are doing homework with, keep running for about two blocks, TURN a corner, and THEN transform into an alien that can TRAVEL LONG DISTANCES QUICKLY! not echo echo. he can't fly.
"What?! You can't ground me! I'm a super powered alien!"
"You're a super powered alien who's about five minutes from forcing me to reconsider a lifelong disbelief in coporeal punishment." heehee... Ben's mom has crappy lines.
HEMP BELT? WHAT? Why does Ben's dad have a hemp belt? **shudders**
niiice. Echo Echo via satellite. Kinda makes me wish Gwen's phone broke... but then I don't. Cuz then she'd have to follow Ben & Kevin around all the time in case she needed to use a phone. ANd then they'd never get "alone time." Heeheeee....
Ben's hanging around with a bad crowd... yes. Kevin.
WHAT????? cheesy lines. "It's a sacred trust." I like how Ben betrays Gwen and tells his parents that SHE's the bad influence. Perfect.
Ben: **rubs hands together** "Now that I've gotten Gwen grounded, and since she doesn't have any way to get out of her house like I do, I can have Kevin alll to myself."

Tubey screensaver... wheeeee!
hey... Gwen's got the same screensaver! wheeeee!

Bananaanananaaaaa KEVIN!!!! **international spy theme music, for reals** All Kevin needs now is that tux from "Save the Last Dance" and he's good to go.
climbing walls. seriously... he's Spider-man.
yuck? yuck...
"Absorb what? Stink?" Kevin's been having issues figuring out what to absorb/touch lately, hasn't he?
titanium cell phone?? Since when does Kevin have a titanium cell phone? Why is it titanium?
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww bat guano??!?!?! kevin's wretching in the background is great. best sound effects. ever.
noooo. kevin sounded so sad when he was asking for help.... He needs his Benji!
Ben's parents are soooo coming in and shutting the compy off. Hey look. I was right.
"You've got a real future as a personal navigation device, Tennyson." What KIND of personal navigation device, Kevin?
and then the whoops. heeheehee.... squeaky Kevin is funny.
Kevin's being all Indiana Jones with a crane..... I think Kevin's going through every kind of cool hero ever with this solo stuff... First Bond, then Spidey, now Indy... who's next? Charlie's Angels?
yup yup. mom and dad to the rescue. NOT! Told you they would turn the compy off.

aww god. the cheese.
YEAH!! DEFYING THE PARENTAL UNITS TO SAVE KEVIN!!! SWEEEEEET!!!!
uummm.... wouldn't it have been better to go big chill?

heehee. Kevin cocoon.
YAY!!! Ben!!!
"Enjoy me while youe can"..... heeheee.... love itt!
why is Ben sounding so smart? oh riight, Gwen.
SWARM!
purple polka dotted Kevin.
"Do yo thing?" shut up Kevin.
uh oh. Kev's getting raped.... "Ben!!"
what? mom and dad? whattt!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?! They DID come to the rescue? Damn. I need to stop making jokes while watching this show... they keep coming true (see "Ben's gonna bite Kevin when Kevin's all metallic." and "what? is he pregnant?")
"you're his ruffian friend, right?" Kevin's a ruffian? How does Ben's mom know about him? And how did she come to the conclusion that Kevin's a ruffian? Ben didn't call him that, right? ..... Maybe it was Gwen.....
lllaaaaammmmeee mom you suck!
space bazooka. is lame.
uh oh titanic. hahahaaaa... kevin's an iceberg.
"he's a ruffian" What Ben was really thinking: "He's my ruffian." XD

Where's your jacket munchkin? aawww geez... how come i thought similar to Ben's mom there?
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There you guys go. Hopefully I've satisfied certain demands..... pity no one ate anything this time though. :D Of course, now that I've started thinking about food, I'm hungry. I'm off to find me some num nums....

I was just rereading this, and it hit me: That crane swinging was decidedly more Captain Jack Sparrow than Indiana Jones. Nuts. **facepalm**

Oh... and you know that international spy theme music? Heehee.... I just got the image of Kevin running around that freighter humming his own theme song. Like Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove. And it's not just because they're built the same and look alike. Nooooo.... not at allllllll. But seriously, can't you see Kevin doing the funny "sneaky" movements, scatting his own theme song, and when someone walks by he smashes himself flat against the wall going "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" in pitch for 20 seconds? I can.
Ok, i'm shutting up now....

Also: it appears that my initial rxn to Kevin's "Do yo' thang" has been changed. We've come to the consensus that it was hot and Ben wanted to jump him right then and there but held back because he was Humongosaur at the time and that would result in a Kevin pancake. Kevin is much more useful as a not-pancake.

music meme.

Stolen from the_tonberry on lj.

1) Have your music library ready.
2) Choose one song from your music library whose title starts with the first letter (or number) of your screen name.
3) Repeat this process with each successive letter (or number) in your screen name until you run out of letters (or numbers).
4) Post up your results.
5) BONUS POINTS: Upload your mix (whether it's individual songs or a .zip of all the songs) and include the mix in your post. [I don't have the means/knowledge to do so, sorry]
6) MORE BONUS POINTS: Add the line around the 1:10 mark of at least five songs.

T
That's What You Get -- Paramore
1:10
"And that's what you get when you let your heart win woooooooooooaaah...."

O
Over and Over -- Three Days Grace
1:10
"It feels like everyday feels the same"

N
Never Again -- Kelly Clarkson
1:10
"She may believe you but I never will, never again."

K
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
1:10
umm.... there's no singing until 2:07

S
Sixteen -- Los Super Elegantes
1:10
"Tu y yo sentidos en el piso del amor"

1
1712 Overture: For Really Big Orchestra, S1712 -- P.D.Q. Bach
1:10
no lyrics here, it's orchestral.... although it just finished quoting Yankee Doodle...

7
7 Years and 50 Days -- Cascada
1:10
"Nothing in this world could be as nice as you and I"